Who I am:

“I am a writer.” This is my mantra.
-John Daters

Find out who is writing this drivvel by reading his Vital Statistics...

Note: My milk carton picture has recently been removed, as apparently someone has found me

All of the following information is true and accurate. For a photo of me please visit your local US Post Office. They have pictures of me up all over that place.

Generic Data:

Eyes: Two

Height: Let’s say 6’

Weight: 185 lbs. (Pre-travel), but I carry it well. Roughly 205 lbs. with a full pack.

Religion: Whoever/Whatever hears my prayers while I find myself in very cumbersome situations.

Age: Old enough to be let on the cool rides. Young enough to know what’s on Saturday mornings.

Sex: Not now, I have a headache.

Restrictions: Large men with weapons, dark alleys, 2Fast 2Furious, and nudie bars, as per my girlfriends request.

0-60mph: N/A

Miles Per Gallon (MPG): Hwy N/A; City N/A

Best Pitch: Curve

Astrological Sign: Pisces

Place of Birth: San Francisco, CA. USA.

Where My Rent Check Goes: Portland, OR. USA.

Hobby: Travel Writing (You think they pay me?)

Drugs Currently Taking: I'm naturally this way.